Don’t swear on my christian server

Don’t swear on my christian server is when some ugh dont’t let me swear on mu christina server ...person. Swears. On your christian server.

Person: *beeep*
DONT SWEAR ON MAH CHRISTINA SERVER.
Don’t swear on my christian server :) dont swear in general.

by get the bleach January 24, 2020

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

by QuacksO July 27, 2019

christian

He's the best friend you can ever have he 's not a mandolin like some of his friends you definitely want to be his friend he 's handsome

Christian is the real nigga

by pendejon November 21, 2016

Christian

A nigga with a huge dick

Oh my Christian is packing

by The one and only purrrdr❤️😘 November 23, 2021

Christian

one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.

Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here

by anonymous September 8, 2020

christian masters

a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah

noah hits christian masters

by asdfjohn May 28, 2014