check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...

Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!

by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 09, 2022

Kings don't move into check

A saying meaning you value your own well being and safety above taking foolish risks with little to gain

Why don't you go over to Palestine then?
I'm good bro. Kings don't move into check

by D Flawless May 05, 2024

Checking for Jitters

A whore who sleeps with every jit she meets has to regularly check for grown men still lingering around inside her pussy.

After that whore let the whole football team run a train on her, she was caught in the bathroom checking for jitters.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Goozle Checked

When your Goozle is flicked or hit

Whoa is Johnny ok? He just got goozle checked by a box.

by 47COOKIES March 17, 2024

Stink Check

When your Lover lets you go down on her and you do a "Stink Check" which is you sticking you fingers in their ass then proceding to twirl around ending it by pullin them out then sniffing and though is a stink check

"i stink checked my girl last night"

by Justin I wish November 04, 2016