fake bakery

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

by Terrørist July 15, 2010

baberz

the fruitest word any one could possibley call someone because of the person that made it up

kyky is the gayest baberz that has lived on earth

by oszfg0drt August 11, 2003

bake and wake

When you smoke cannabis right before you attend a a funeral/wake. Often seemed as disrespectful to the one who has passed, only because they failed to be in the cyph.

My dad just died. Lets get high and go to the funeral tomorrow hence the bake and wake you stupid bitch

by Tumbo aka J Blunts September 14, 2009

Honey Baked Ham

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

Steak bake

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.

Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*

by Linda April 17, 2005

bakersfield

A horrible place filled with illegal immigrants and dirty minorities that are doing the United states no good.

Bakersfield is full of wetbacks and dead-beats

by tim harrold April 13, 2006

shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)

hey baby lets go shake and bake

by kate51351361 March 8, 2007