pound of bacon with a side of sausage

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.

I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

by AmSchem June 15, 2017

bacon

cock

Do you want bacon?
Sure
*unzips pants*

by AboodKiller69 December 20, 2019

bacon cola

In edds opinion...

The best sh*t ever created

"Hey edd can i have some bacon cola too?-"

*intense hissing from edd*

by Renowo June 26, 2021

Bacon

the absolute hottest. If really really good looking than often referred to as sizzling bacon.

Elle: Omg did you see that girl she was so bacon
Brooke: Yes!! I wish i was as bacon as her

by anonymous876491 May 14, 2019

Steakin the bacon

Act of nobbing pussy

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"

by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017

bacon stains

The stains left from a woman who's had her period and forgot to use a tampon..

Dude your mom left bacon stains all over my house last night.

by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014

Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023