A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
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