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by Alastairlol April 11, 2021
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middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022
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former child

A slang term akin to the Indonesian phrase "anak kemarin sore", referring to young adults who have little to no experience in navigating adult responsibilities. This term highlights the sense of immaturity or lack of preparedness for adult life.
Alex, at 25, often felt like a former child, struggling with everyday tasks that many of his peers had already mastered.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.
Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.
by OG Childs March 9, 2022
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2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely
“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it
by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021
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Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child
Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 20, 2023
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child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡
This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025
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