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together short

Yo check out that together short! I ain't never been within a block of one a those
by Blackgenius April 8, 2018
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A very short time ago

Between 0 and 10 minutes ago
I went on a run a very short time ago
by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
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short stall

Location of a toilet in restroom where you sit down. Opposite of tall stall where you stand up to pee.
Text: Sitting at short stall rn
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
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National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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Eat my shorts

A sexual thing if you a girl wants the D right now they may say “oh my god eat my shorts”
Person 1-“wanna fuck
Person2-“I don’t know
Person 1-“eat my shorts”
by Kagsldvkabdjd December 18, 2017
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Shit & Shorts

Verb - to watch short videos on social media while simultaneously sitting on the toilet & taking a shit

Origin - during times print media was prevalent , a shit & shorts was formerly equivalent to reader’s digesting, or taking a national geographic no. 2 , or otherwise to read a magazine while pooping 💩. The term evolved once the era of “tik-tok” had taken the world by storm, giving birth to a generation built on a “fake it till’ you make it” foundation and shared mindset
How long you going to be in there restroom bruh? You take long ass shit & shorts.

Shit & Shorts will make people forget to wipe their asses not realizing how much time when by on the toilet.

Sometimes at work , shit & shorts in the bathroom will the pass time.
by anonymous April 5, 2023
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Short Wire

a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire
by kingofthesharkmen May 21, 2021
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