by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023
Get the Uncle Sam's Medicinemug. by uncleegooberrrr September 4, 2022
Get the Uncle goobermug. when your friends uncle comes to you and says if you want sweets and you say yes so go into the car and he actually gives you sweets but secretly you wanted to get raped and get deeply resized by his 9 inch
jamie im so sad that jamie's uncle :' told me if i wanted sweets i agreed and he just gave me sweets and drove off :'
by sexy left toe December 14, 2019
Get the jamie's uncle :'[mug. When you wear your uncles pants and slip a slim Jim into a desired hole and swirl it around and then make your partner eat while calling you uncle.
I asked my partner to get me a slim Jim because I needed a snack and he offered me an Uncle Jeffery.
by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025
Get the Uncle Jefferymug. And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 2, 2024
Get the Uncle Davemug. The biggest sexer of the small childrens. If you are under 18 he is probably inside of your anus right now. He is also credited by Guinness world records as having the grandest DONG.
by CenkUygur6969 May 21, 2019
Get the Uncle Mihowmug. When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.
Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.
by TacoDaav August 31, 2022
Get the Dutch Unclemug.