sphincter surprise

massive surprise anal insertion

my gay love interest (luke dattilo) gave me a sphincter surprise for my birthday

by VintageCorn April 24, 2015

Mango Maui Surprise

While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.

"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."

by D3AD D1SCUSS10N February 4, 2010

Brando Surprise

When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.

"I was accused of shoplifting hot dogs at Wal-Mart today but it was really a Brando Surprise!

by pfi July 14, 2016

surprise rice

When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.

I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.

by choppa790 August 9, 2015

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.

Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!

by AnonMan October 17, 2015