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angry pirate

when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard
by monotonethot May 8, 2018
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pirate and booty

The same thing as Netflix and Chill but instead of Netflix, a show/movie acquired by piracy is put on in the background instead.
Sarah thought she was going to John's to Netflix and Chill but John pirated the movie that was playing so it turned into Pirate and Booty instead.
by md89 December 18, 2015
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Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!
by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016
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Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.
Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.
by cb757 March 3, 2024
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pirate's slang

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
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pirateability

The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.
Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.
by Becca~ October 15, 2007
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Pirate hook

A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
by The mad header July 24, 2015
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