Ham

When you're so hammered your name becomes ham!

I'm so ham bro! Hope I don't yak in the uber!

by drew_herps October 26, 2025

Grilling Ham

Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.

Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or

Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.

by b-rad.J February 10, 2025

Oh honey ham my jam

That feeling when the beat drops.

Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!

by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

Ham Pussy

The smell emanating from a cheesy cock goblin

Amanda Stiffy uh Blicky uh has that fat ham pussy

by Lolgotem11 January 24, 2022

goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 14, 2019

host ham

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.

John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.

by thehoserx December 26, 2023

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.

He likes ham sandwiches (white women)

by Do megabytes September 2, 2022