IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022

mammoth tits

Tits that are so big, it defies all science and suggests the existence of a loving God for some or a cruel God for others.

Mammoth Tits

Loving - That woman has tits so big, I need more than two hands.

Cruel - That woman has tits so big, she is a hunchback from their weight.

by Totallynotadogontheinternet123 November 22, 2016

Tit lord

A person who get so many big juicy bitch tits that no one in a 4 mile radius can even look at there own nipple with out the tit lord knowing about it.

Charles- Hey why is that guy rubing the other guys nipple?

Emily- Bc he owns them all, he is the Tit lord, but he said no homo first so its cool.

To be a tit lord one must first remove there own nipples bc the tit lord canot be distracted from the tits of his people.

by Charles The Cuck Lord December 5, 2017

Stank Tits

Stinky tits, with a musty or yeasty smell.

She had some stank tits

by Blissfulcheeseyballs May 28, 2016

Kie's tit

The medical definition of an abnormally large left tit.

I was in the Kie's tit section of Victoria Secrets yesterday

by CircusFreak6969247 May 23, 2020

Tit-Smacker

Someone who smacks titties.

lemme smack dem massive tig ol bitties! I’m the tit-smacker!

by hornyidiot4286 January 19, 2023

Pidgeon Titted

when ones boobs point outward. sort of like pidgeon toed but with your tits.

Whats up with Sallys boobs? One points one way and the other points another way? Yeah she is totally pidgeon titted.

by dafourth September 2, 2010