cat noir is from a TV show called: “miraculous: tales of cat noir & ladybug” and is most definitely the sassiest, hottest, cutest, sexiest AND smartest superhero in the whole world.
- hey did you see miraculous last night?
- yes omg cat noir is such a hotty *lipbite*
- i know right like i would let him beat me up to death and i’d still thank him
- yes omg cat noir is such a hotty *lipbite*
- i know right like i would let him beat me up to death and i’d still thank him
by eurydice</3 April 1, 2021
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My friend's sister came to a party once with two friends. Apparently, all three of them are train-hoppers. They proceeded to give a friend a cat skull for his birthday, ate all of his birthday cake (with their hands) and left dirty hand prints all over the walls.
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An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
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