Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021

Snow Plow Operator

Noun
An individual who does precision guess-work base on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also Wizard,Magician

That Snow plow operator is like a god.

by Snow Plow Supervisor January 24, 2023

Snowman without snow

Man without substance

He failed to keep his promise! He is a snowman without snow!

by Adrianator November 19, 2017

Snow Day's Eve

When they call off work the night before due to snow, its time to get hammered.

You doing tequila shots on a Monday?

Yeah, it Snow Day's Eve - they already called off work tomorrow.

by MarkyDProductions March 5, 2013

blastin snow turtles

Doing lines of YAY or cocaine.

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

by DerDreD May 8, 2019

Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)

Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!

by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019

Portuguese Snow Day

Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.

Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019