“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
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Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
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Get the Surprise mug.A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
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