port orange surprise

eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.

Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise

by jerry17 July 5, 2011

Fancy Feast Surprise

When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.

"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."

by Fat and stubid March 28, 2020

Suprise abortion

To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.

Wife: I want an abortion
Man: SUPRISE ABORTION! *falcon punch*

by Dobiecki September 24, 2012

Sole Suprise

The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"

Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!

by ebrwsdscccc December 13, 2008

St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.

Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

by heatherolson June 14, 2019

Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving

Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011

Hot Fudge Surprise

After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROUGHT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS

Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"

by Jonny Rocketfingers February 25, 2008