by LilNorco January 30, 2017

by Kingaru Peakinu October 14, 2021

by Wicked Genius July 21, 2022

by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023

what your girlfriend needs
by coltonThe_creator May 16, 2022

by Julian0007 March 2, 2021

a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
