sleepake

the feeling in between being awake and being able to fall asleep

i wish i didn’t have this sleepake so id be able to sleep tonight

by sleepake123 December 10, 2024

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 1, 2025

Sleep

To rest after a long day, aka something you need. Yeah, I'm looking at you. Take yo ass to bed.

John Doe: I've been up at 3 in the morning watching porn

Jane Doe: Brotha go to sleep

by ThatOneCheetah January 7, 2025

Sleep

Believing something that’s not real.

My friend believes everything she sees on the internet: “Omg so n so is getting married” “You sleep nigga, that shi fake”.

by Bigbootyyooo January 9, 2025

Sleep

Believing something that’s not real.

My friend believes everything she sees on the internet: “Omg so n so is getting married” “You sleep nigga, that shi fake”.

by Bigbootyyooo January 9, 2025

sleep trap

When a bitch call ya phone just to go to sleep 🤦🏾 ♂️

why this girl just called me mad late just to sleep trap

by MURDAMANNNN January 26, 2025

Sleep paralysis

To be (n.) in deep sleep mourning to wake the nervous system before dialing body to waken from profound sleep.

Sleep paralysis is what my physical therapist recommended I use to monitor irregular heartbeat.

by Franguier January 31, 2026