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Salmon sisters

Two female participants in a male-female-female threesome who find the male’s endurance, performance, and/or skill unsatisfactory and ultimately resort to pleasuring one another.
Salmon sisters: After a disappointing threesome, both Jane and her salmon sister came to realize they prefer female pleasuring.
by Flat Cat November 30, 2025
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king salmon

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005
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Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane
He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.
by Ron Fish November 30, 2007
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fresh salmon

a three some. usually consisting of a mexican male and two white females.
"Sally, Enrico, and I totally had fresh salmon last night"
by kcupcake(: May 22, 2010
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King Salmon

The salty curtains of a woman's clam. They often give a fishy odour which may be repulsive to some but some people known as Fishermen spend their lives looking for the King Salmon. There has been one official sighting of the King Salmon by Alan Bleacher who preached of its leather like texture. It has been reported to be over 65 kilograms and is supposedly extremely baggy from extreme penetration from 4 black men at once. There is a crusty white covering over the rat infested hole. The surface is now toxic and melts anything that touches it making entry virtually impossible. A children's book has now been written titled "Where's Clammy" in whch you must find the glory hole on each page.
King Salmon once said, "I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved."
by Ghandisflipflops May 11, 2011
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Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.
"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"
by Salmonator September 3, 2013
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lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
by Baby horse September 30, 2013
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