Sleep

Playing League of Legends while Skyping.

"hey mishelle, Its late, You should probably go to sleep..."
"Sure! I'll just call you on Skpe first! ^_^"
"I think you forgot how to english mishelle, its sleep"
"Ok so wanna play Aram or Ranked?"

by SexGod696969 October 18, 2014

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by anonymous November 28, 2022

Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.

Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.

by Witch man July 16, 2022

Sleep Train

When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.

1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo

by SOULAX22 March 19, 2020

sleep

something Troy students don't ever get

Those poor Troy students never get any sleep!

by Towmato November 9, 2021

Sleep all day

August 22nd is a national sleep day you sleep for 20-21 hours or more

“ hey bro do you know that we have to sleep all day” no I didn’t “ will we all suppose to sleep all day”

by Tightwetwetwet August 21, 2022

sleep token

after hearing one song, the listener is awarded their first sleep token — which instantly unlocks delusions of spiritual enlightenment, emotional depth, and cult membership.

Side effects include:

Calling concerts “rituals.”

Referring to the singer only as “Vessel.”

Crying under LED lights and thinking it’s sacred.

Believing genre whiplash is proof of divine artistry.

Translation:
You heard a sad metal song and now think you’re on a higher plane. Congrats on your sleep token. Go touch some grass.

“Poobah listened to The Summoning once, got his first sleep token, and now he calls showers ‘cleansing rituals’ and refers to the vocalist as ‘The Vessel.’”

by justskin May 18, 2025