the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.
Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.
by badhatter April 19, 2011
Get the Phone Grenade mug.When you are on the phone with a friend and they say something and you hear a totally different thing, usually making absolutely no sense what-so-ever!.
John: I think my dogs need grooming.
Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?
John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.
Mario: You're playing with sluts?
Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!
Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?
Maria: Sigh *click*
Mike: You dogs knee is blooming? WTF?
John: I think you have phonelexia!
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Maria: I was thinking about putting on sweats.
Mario: You're playing with sluts?
Maria: no asshole, do you have phonelexia or something? Go play with your own sluts you ass bag dumb fuck!
Mario: I probably do have that and why do you want me to play with your sweats in a grass bag dump truck?
Maria: Sigh *click*
by StacyPoo June 20, 2011
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When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.
Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!
Lyra: Hell yea!
by Tahun June 24, 2011
Get the Phone Drunk mug.A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.
I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!
by ashandwit July 3, 2011
Get the phone pas mug.1) my mobile smashed the other day, i didnt realise how phonedependant i was till then
2) katherine is so phonedependant
2) katherine is so phonedependant
by alyssmilly September 8, 2011
Get the phonedependant mug.The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
Get the phone tree plea mug.The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.
A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.
by dcgrl September 24, 2011
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