Poop Snorkle 

When receiving, or giving a hot carl the seran rap rips, and the poop pours up your nose.

(This can be considered Level 9.)

Man she totally had a poop snorkle last night when that seran rap ripped.

Poop Snorkle by Ryan Beldessi April 28, 2008

Poop Teeth 

The nasty sick feeling and taste in your mouth after a night of drinking that won't go way no matter how many times you brush your teeth.

Damn Jayla i have brushed my like 5 times and i still have the rankest poop teeth.

Poop Teeth by V4GIN4 August 22, 2008

Poop Bisque

Somewhere between diarrhea and a solid poop. When your toilet looks like a swamp. Brown soup.

I had a poop attack and when I looked down it was a total case of poop bisque.

Poop Bisque by Ajason November 1, 2008

Poop Bag Mime

When walking their dog, someone who mimes pulling out a bag to pick up their canine's poop, but actually leaves it behind. See also Tip Jar Mime.

My neighbor always does the Poop Bag Mime right after his Poodle craps in my yard.

Poop Bag Mime by Professor Godfather August 6, 2010

Poop shooter 

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus and then she bends over and squirts it's out.

Zack and Jenny did the poop shooter last night, and Zack said jenny squirted ten feet.

Poop shooter by Everythingzen March 18, 2015

Poop egg

When a bird or other animal that can lay eggs poops a big poop it's a poop egg

Person 1: HOLY SHIT MY BIRD LAYED A POOP EGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Poop egg by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018

poop a hammer 

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.

..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

poop a hammer by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009