Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

skibidi toilet

also know as skibidi bop toilet, skibidi dop toilet, skibi toilet, skibidi toilet is probably the most sickening, ugly, horrible, awful, hideous, shocking-obscene, obnoxious, offensive, dreadful, nasty, unpleasant, repulsive, revolting, evil, appalling, gross, oathsome, repugnant, abhorrent, abominable, odious, gruesome, horrid, distasteful, nauseating, horrific, terrible, scandalous, noxious, horrendous, repellent, vile, foul, rancid, nauseous, disturbing, undesirable,, noisome, fulsome, repellant, hateful, unwanted, monstrous, objectionable, horrifying, detestable, despicable, miserable, disagreeable, contemptible, grim, heinous, unhealthy, sick, unwholesome, ghastly, unspeakable, atrocious, brackish, unsavory, grisly, nightmarish, dislikeable, macabre, unwelcome, execrable, uncivilized, dislikable, exceptionable, frightful, unholy, ungodly, unchristian, distressing, sickish, off-putting, grewsome creation to ever exist. if you say this to any generation other than gen z or gen alpha, they will either have a mental breakdown or unalive theirselves just cuz how cringe it is.

guy: skibidi toilet
lankybox: huh nice my next vid will be skibidi riz
guy: skibidi toilet
millenials: hOIHEUSHEFOSUHEIOFSHIEOIEFHSO *commits unalive*

by iphone 239836 s x pro gold February 19, 2024

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

go down the toilet

be completely lost or wasted; fail utterly.

"they didn't want to see their investment go down the toilet"

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

toilet apped

This is a technique used during the toilet time. You are bored, so you digged through some apps on the app store, and find a good toilet app. It's an app that interested you while on the toilet. Perhaps while shopping.

I toilet apped my phone again. I installed a few toilet apps.

by SpitfireZero79 May 16, 2016