Ape brain

A human who is so idiotic their brain could be compared to that of an ape's.
John: My boss says he wants me to come to work with no face mask, even though there's an AIDS+ebola+covid+black plague outbreak.

Jack: Your boss sure sounds like an ape brain to me.
by RedBonnet May 11, 2020
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Getting brained

After I ate the cookie, I was getting brained sitting on my couch
by All Original January 30, 2022
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pigeon brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain refers to the proud owner of a cerebrum of that size.
"Did you see the Sean Hannity segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know, the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"
by Omlax October 27, 2020
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Brain Bleach

Embedded into memory; unforgettable (negatively); Scarred for life
"That was so gross, brain bleached! brain bleached!

"No bro, brain Bleach Man, I smelt it before her pants were down"
by Red5150 September 24, 2020
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ritalin brain

noun: a term for the state of the brain of someone who has been taking ADHD medication for years to the point where it's damaged their brain, especially their ability to experience life. People affected by ritalin brain have a hard time feeling strong feelings and are more susceptible to depressive episodes and often feel as if their perception of reality is more dulled.
Joe: Bro are you ok? You seem quiet lately.
Thomas: I got ritalin brain, reality just feels dull to me now. Parents put me on meds in second grade.
by penilepancakes November 17, 2020
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Bacon Brain

Someone who makes illogical comments against veganism, vegetarianism or animal rights on social media or in person, as a result of over-consumption of meat products causing fatty build ups in the brain
by Ethica Lee September 04, 2020
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Eating Brains

A condition brought on by large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include walking, talking, and looking like a zombie, and the beer cologne.
Ricky: Hey, you don't look so good. Maybe you've had too much to drink, Samuel.

Samuel: Baaaahhrrrrummm ugh.

Ricky: That's it, I'm taking you home. You are EATING BRAINS, man!
by Jerod W. February 05, 2011
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