Noob Syndrome

A teenage girl or boy addicted to say a word "noob" 24/7 and cannot be stopped.

Devanny: hi noob!
Devanny: *sings* felix navinoob...

Barry: omg she got noob syndrome!

by coolestlightning February 08, 2022

Noob

New player. often thought to mean "you're a fucking idiot" when in reality the people misusing the word are often more empty-headed than a box of rocks

Hows about no: i'm a noob here, can anyone teach me how to play?
xxXxxmlgbootyswag420420xxXxx: HAHA N0000000B LRN 2 PLAY U DUMMY
Hows about no: dude.... are you like 10?

by Hows about no July 13, 2017

Noob

*Means you are new to the game*

Let me show you and example of the best community in Gaming History:
#Dota 2 In Radiant
Noob:Hey guys what hero should i pick?
I am new to Dota 2 xddd
Teammate 1:сука бляяяяя
Я 100000 ммр соло

Го го го Б
Teammate 2:Go kys noob xdddddddd
Teammate 3:Putang ina mo
Tara Slardar tara b b b
Teammate 4 (in mic): *Distorted sounds of World War 2 with a girl getting raped and eating ramen while listening to Shitty Dubstep and playing minecraft* till it lags out
*Dire Victory*

by Honest Game Reviews March 19, 2017

Sleep Noob

A novice at the fine art of rest. Often characterized by their inability to properly wrap themselves in a duvet or blanket, leading to a 3 a.m. wrestling match with tangled sheets. Their sleep setup looks like a crime scene where the blanket has escaped, and they’ve somehow managed to twist themselves into a human pretzel. They wake up with the grace of a confused giraffe, suffering from neck and back pain that defies all logic. The sleep noob will spend a solid 15 minutes hitting snooze, only to fall asleep again and accidentally nap through their alarm, proving they still have much to learn in the realm of sleep mastery.

You are such a sleep noob, you don't even know how to get toasty in bed

by coolkidksater January 01, 2025

Noob

Definition: Being a beginner, bad at a game or at life in general.

Origin : Stefano

Oh my god you’re such a noob that you kinda ressemble a Stefano

by A Regular Old Guy June 05, 2020

noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

noob slice

in wow when you kill a noob and chop him up. it is also derived from the word noobius sliceius, a latin word meaning jizz on her face

1.yo, did you see what mat did to that dude on WOW
2.no, what did he do?
1.he made that noob a noob slice
2.thats insane

by babykilla June 11, 2009