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Noah

Noah is the coolest, hottest, strongest creature to ever grace this earth. He is so superior to all many people no longer consider him a mortal and praise him like a god. This is normal since he is god incarnate.
"I pray to Noah everyday." speaker a

"Same!' speaker b
by Yves sucks balls December 8, 2021
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Noah

Noah is funny, smart, loyal, and caring. But they also can be sad, manipulative, harsh, irritable, and weird. If you know a Noah don’t push them away. There some of the best friends you can have. But also don’t get on there bad side because they are horrible enemies.
Oh? You know Noah too?
by Deadnoah11 December 8, 2021
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Noah Castro

A person who has social problems and can't talk to girls. He most likely owns a Christian Minecraft server and says cussing is bad. He says things like "I cant believe I'm friends with a non Christian" and laughs at words like balls or deez nuts. He probably has more chromosomes than a normal person and he thinks having more is better. He has an awful reaction time and is pretty sped.
Person: Hey Noah Castro Catch the ball
Noah Castro: B-a-a- l- Oh no I messes up the spelling *proceeds to get hit in the face*
by 4bigguys December 8, 2021
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Noah schnapp

Noah schnapp is the most AMAZING actor ever. He is sweet, kind,loving and just has the cutest smile and laugh. He is my EVERYTHING <3
Gianna: omg I love Noah schnapp so much.
Caitlin: I love him too.
Gianna: yeah, he literally saved me and pulled me out of my darkest place and made me love life again.
Caitlin: same. He’s my favorite person ever
by anonymous December 13, 2021
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Noah

A filthy fucking nigger that sucks cock for a living and often wishes he could not be super gay
i ran into a fucking Noah last night online
by mega fag 420 December 13, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a big girl magnet with a big penis and he is a rl addict
Noah has a big penis
by Wiieke December 20, 2021
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noah

noah is the best type of person you will ever meet. he will be your best friend forever and if you get to date a noah never let him go. he will make you the happiest you have ever been. he is gorgeous and perfect in every single way, nobody could replace him.
by sexchorzegirl December 22, 2021
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