Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

mariah elizabeth larson

Mariah is the most beautiful,caring,loving and the most sexiest woman in the world. she has one man who can tame her.

fuck mariah elizabeth larson is so hot,
yea but her nigga kills people who talk to her

by mariahs nigga July 20, 2022

Mariam

Simp

I’m a Mariam for Hayden Christensen

by moon56 July 27, 2022

Maria

Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her

Fira: You should chose: me or Maria

Batman: I told u I choose you

*maria comes into the room*

Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her

Maria: *smiles*

by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022

Maria

love ni daniel

ganda talaga ni Maria

by tanginamoleni August 1, 2022

maria

maria will suck you into the black holes behind her eyes and you’ll be introduced to the universe inside of her mind. she’s breathtakingly beautiful. in a way that i cannot explain… when you look at her it’s almost as if your eyes have been kissed by sunflowers. her smile beams like sun rays. and she always looks lovely. her mind is uniquely chaotic and sometimes can’t catch up with her words. when she loves someone, she doesn’t stop. maria loves to eat and really enjoys boba (as long as it isn’t sweet). she’s someone that doesn’t deserve the life she has because she deserves so much more. her goal is always changing. that’s the beauty of maria- her mystery. she’s unpredictable. and although she’s different, you will never be loved the way maria loves you.

some random: yo you’ve been so happy and at peace lately
me: it’s that maria effect

by thegirlwhowillneverloveagain August 6, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022