3 definitions by Lady Gaga lol

Maria

Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her

Fira: You should chose: me or Maria

Batman: I told u I choose you

*maria comes into the room*

Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her

Maria: *smiles*

by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022

Emma Remijn

Kinda bitchy, can be sooooooo annoying sometimes and usually makes fun of everyone around her. Have a weird obsession with horses(maybe even sexual but no one knows...) Has a personal record:eating 37 toasts with butter during one break.

Benefits: actually really nice really (really) deep inside and can be amazing friend(when she is in the good mood)
Disadvantages: will eat all ur food(like all of it)

Me: Emma Remijn, did u know where is my Nutella?
Emma: Yean, inside of me...lol.

by Lady Gaga lol March 15, 2019

Zolf

A robotic German spy who has no emotions whatsoever. Likes to watch other people having fun, but will never engage in those conversations. Those type of human species can be seen working in Turkish bars.

Favourite activity: counting and watching dishes
Hates: emotions

Only speaks with threes words: I, am and Zolf

Favourite phrase: I am Zolf

-Hey Zolf, how r u today, what have u been up to?!

-I am Zolf!

by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022