matt pelt

Matt Pelt has no friends but thinks he is the shit and will stay a virgin forever.

This guy is more hopeless than matt pelt

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

Matt lau

The hottest guy you know, the best football player you will know. The gets bitches but he doesn’t like them. He is also really smart. He’s basically perfect and good at everything. He is him.

Girl 1: omgggg (points at Matt lau) it’s Matt

Girl 2: omgg he’s so hot

by anonymous June 15, 2024

Mattes

It is a racist word against white people. So basically the n word to white people.

Ayyy wagwan my mattes

What up my mattes

by m05rx7 November 20, 2019

Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018

matt and olivia

they are the best couple in the world and everyone wanna be em

“they are a perfect couple”
“must be matt and olivia”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

Matt Jones

Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.

Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about

Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom

Teenager : say that one more time

Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch

by Factual fate September 12, 2022