lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation or argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.

boy a) so you a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang adventure have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?

by Sexydimma December 19, 2012

lol bananas

this is how you would describe something that you find is funny but has no meaning or reason to be funny

he look theres a cat "lol bananas"

i saw my friend talking to the girl he likes "lol bananas"

by trololol lol bananas April 17, 2013

lol legs

A very cool guy that plays league and has idiot friends that say its gay

You see that guy? He has Lol Legs

by The cool guy that plays Lol November 14, 2013

lol pollock

The act of laughing so loudly that you're middle name becomes pollock

John lol pollocked at the site of Mary falling down the stairs

by toemass November 18, 2013

LOL diffusion

When "LOL" is used as qualifier used to diffuse tension at the end of a particularly serious statement. The user of this qualifier usually anticipates a negative reaction (the nature of which is either anger or awkwardness) from the listener, and uses "LOL" as a sheild to prevent any anger or offense from being reflected back toward them.

After posting a particularly passive aggressive Facebook post, user them comments on own post:

"PS.. This has nothing to do with any particular person, or anything else. If you are upset about this post then you may need to seek out and fix your issues. Lol"

Reader then takes offense.....

User says, "I said LOL, you can't get mad. I used LOL Diffusion!"

by gijomama November 20, 2013

Lol'ing

Used in text conversation to explain that you are physically laughing out loud.

That is so funny, I am actually proper Lol'ing at that!

by Debb.i.e August 1, 2013

LOL envy

Noun. A feeling of discontented or resentful longing aroused by someone else accumulating a multitude of 'lols' for a comment made by another person.

"she felt a twinge of lol envy every time that joke got a lol from another person. She felt that her joke deserved at least as many lols "

by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015