Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023

July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.

Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

July 29th

July 29th is national show your bf your boobs day

Oh it's July 29th, I gotta show my bf my boobies

by Canada 🔛🔝 July 9, 2023

July 30th

July 30th is the new national celebration of Auri Bori from Glitch Productions

"Hey did you know today it's July 30th?"

"Yea it's Auri Bori day!"

by OctoFlower July 29, 2021

July

Ultraman Max Appreciation Month

bozo: ultraman max is mid
normal person: its ultraman max appreciation month
bozo was found missing in july 19

by mgkisgood6969 July 18, 2022

JULY 1st

NATIONAL SET UP THE CAMERA FOR YOUR MAN DAY ON FT

Its july 1st set up your phone

by JYNX5k July 1, 2024