A self-facial is when a male is jacking off or masterbating and his cumshot "shoots" or "squirts" out his penis up to his face, hitting it of course once or mutipule times depending on how big the nut is. Another way a male can give himself a self facial is while reaching point of ejaculation he coils up aiming his penis about 3 to 4 inches away from his face and cums all over his own face.
When I was jacking off last night my nut shot up all the way to my face and mouth, dude i like totally gave myself a Self Facial.
by Sex Guru God December 20, 2009
Get the Self Facial mug.v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009
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FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...
Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.
Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."
Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...
Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.
Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."
Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...
by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009
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We wanted to wait until the end of the first trimester to make our pregnancy Facebook public.
We were trying to keep our hook up under wraps, but because of her sister's big mouth, it became Facebook public before we were sure where things were going.
We were trying to keep our hook up under wraps, but because of her sister's big mouth, it became Facebook public before we were sure where things were going.
by tangollama October 15, 2010
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Someone who hides anything bad about themselves on facebook.
Someone who hides anything bad about themselves on facebook.
by liiiid November 28, 2010
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Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011
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