Ethan

Someone who is absolutely amazing, gorgeous, hot, sexy, hockey boy, dazzling smile, looks to die for, all around perfect kind of boy. All the girls want him, he’s a dream come true for many people. Once you have him, don’t let him slip through your fingers, as he’s unique And hard to find. The type of boy who would easily without doubt make sure he looks after his girlfriend, and wouldn’t put anything Dupitt in-front of her. Very popular, and a VERY good fighter. BEWARE!

He also has a VERY big penis!

girl 1 - Do you know Ethan?
girl 2 - Hell yeah! he’s a real charmer
girl 3 - Oh of course I know him!

by My name is ???????? May 29, 2020

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Ethan Clorox

A guy who likes eggs

My friend is an Ethan Clorox

by slimjimisfat November 7, 2019

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Ethan

The type of dude to laugh so hard he throws up.

Jeff: why is there vomit in the sonic parking lot?
Bob: I told Ethan a joke.

by Average Baller October 22, 2022

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Ethan Griffiths

The man responsible for masterpieces such as moto moto asmr and asmr Yoda robs you to feed his ketamine addiction

Oi nonce I’m trying to watch one of that Ethan Griffiths videos it teaches me how to feed a ketamine addiction

by KetamineASMR January 10, 2020

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Ethan

Ethan is sweet and a good friend, but a TOTAL simp. He is crazy for someone (Greta) and he has been obsessed with her for 6 years. Even tho they kinda flirt, he has not taken the first step yet and I hope they end up together.

Ethan?
yeah.
The simp? or the normal one.

by ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? March 31, 2022

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