semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024

Emotionally Erect

When your mental state has heightened to pure Euphoria, due to either extreme attraction or immense excitement

I know its only been six dates, but whenever I'm around her I'm emotionally erect.

by Cheeks1+ May 25, 2024

Ackerman-Eredar

It's a person playing World of Warcraft that penetrates you over and over again, while you are just thinking bro please stop this weeb shit ur not cool or the main character ur just a loser.

Person 1: "fuck, there's this Ackerman-Eredar dude again"
Person 2: "what a fucking virgin"

by disctoohard May 31, 2024

Dirty Erencem

A Dirty Erencem is where a Turkish man tears off his foreskin and wraps it around an unsuspecting Uzbek woman's throat and then start to have intercourse with her. The words "Glory to Erencum!" Whilst performing this act.

"Erencem gave me a dirty Erencem last night"
"Yeah me too! I have his foreskin in my bed"

by Bennington B Boy 67th June 20, 2024

t-erect

When a dude gets so turned on his penis grows so large it looks like a dinosaur penis.

Emma: "Watching porn by yourself dude?"
Dude: *Gets extremely turned on*
Emma: "Woah, hey there mr. T-erect

by We can officially be friends. November 28, 2024

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025