Douchebait 

A person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female vagina. Forcing the female to participate in a vaginal cleaning otherwise know as douching!

"God Lori, I had sex with John last night and now my pussy stinks! I am never sleeping with that Douchebait again!"

Douchebait by Melissa & Phoebe December 21, 2005

douchefaggimus maximus 

(DOOSH-FAG-A-MUS)

Any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. Also associated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
This is the highest level of being a faggoty douchebag.

Justin achieved the level of douchefaggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.

douchefaggimus maximus by Loki the ferret June 28, 2007

Douchebag

Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny
me:dude you are such a douchebag!
douchebag:your mom
me:like i said you're a douchebag

Douchebag by Bridgmister April 22, 2006

douchebag

Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES!!!

He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!!! AHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!

douchebag by Beefcake 8181 October 29, 2010

Metric Douchebag 

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

Metric Douchebag by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

total douchebag 

donald trump

the donald once again proves that he is a total douchebag.

total douchebag by anonymous February 19, 2022

Douchebattic 

adj. The adjective form of Douche Bag

Will Holmes looks awfully douchebattic today.

Douchebattic by really fat person April 8, 2006