closed 

This is very similar to 'owned'.

A way to describe what happens when someone slights you, for example, when they do not return a greeting.

It can also mean when someone gets the better of you. The image is of having a door closed (not slammed) firmly and politely in your face.

- Did you ever get your video game back from Malcom?
- Nah, he closed me.
- Yeah, he is such a closer.

closed by Chioniso June 1, 2007

Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!

John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.

Closet Girlfriend by Tabithaz February 15, 2010

Closet Theist 

Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.

Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.

Closet Theist by SmotherTeresa December 12, 2012

Closet Conservative 

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

Closet Conservative by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

Clone 

i don't wanna fucking know what it is, all i know is that [Ralph} had one once but no more.

a egomaniac that wanders the earth looking for simplicity

Clone by EMLINIA January 8, 2005

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS 

It is where a tremendous amount of hypocracy starts in our society.

It is a good song by CHARLIE RICH.

It is any ASS behind a door that is shut

It is a golden opportunity to commit an unspeakable SEXUAL ACT especially if you are drunk or high or a date raper.

They can criticize you about talking about little girl's but they get so drunk as what they do BEHIND CLOSED DOORS is probably the very thing they condemn where it is with many other people also the case.

As NO ONE knows what goes on BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

Don't be such an ASS DAN as most of the time nobody can see you being an ASS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS.

That BEHIND you are after is BEHIND CLOSED DOORS so have at it as they excuse themselves because of their state.

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE May 20, 2021

closet freak girl 

pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists

closet freak girl by Anonymous March 28, 2003