chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.

I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.

by AlecDA April 12, 2019

Chode

A chode is a short fat dick

Dude you see that drake he has a chode

by Podo August 11, 2018

Chug Water Chode

A fello from chug water Wyoming with a abnormally wide yet stubby penis

My friend Ricky is know for his chug water chode

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023

Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.

Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.

by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017

Chode survey

a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.

Do you know the results of Jacob's chode survey? Ya, they r +

by chpsadadad January 9, 2009

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe

by dank_hill October 10, 2016

chode

A man of great magnitude with a very fat dick that is wider than it is long

dimensions e.g. (width 10" length 2")

person 1: i heard adem has a fat chode
person 2: i heard some call him jizzychodemeister6969!

by 419nigerianprinceEA November 12, 2019