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Child Lives

Ooooh! So the threat to child lives wasn't doing it for you.
Hym "So the child lives you didn't have a problem with but you YOU life is where you draw the line? That. Is. Fucking. Hilarious. Ha!"
by Hym Iam May 16, 2025
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child

a name for everyone who is an adult or not an adult, child is also a name for your annoying teacher bc we all know they is a CHILD,Also a name for your annoying friends who exist (well if I had any I would call them that)
Hello child(only when talking to adults)(or anyone annoying)
by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021
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Child Goof

When in some period of your childhood you mess up/make yourself look like the biggest retard/Goof up past the point of return and you remember it when you are older.
"oh yeah bro remember when you and i dressed as actionman to the dress up day?"
"yeah dude that was a major child goof right there yo"
by calculator man May 11, 2014
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Child

TommyInnit is a child who has a weird neighbor friend who is also a child named Tubbo who comes in many variations such as Tubbox and many more. He does drugs and hates women and men.
Person 1: Hey, do you know TommyInnit?
Person 2: Oh yeah, Isn't he a child?
by JoJo_TheHoneyBee November 13, 2020
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Childe

Oh wow Childe is so ugly!
by pooprox April 4, 2022
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The Holy Child

A guy with an unusually large amount of female friends some of which act in a sexual manner towards him. Most of the females that know him claim that he has a relaxing personality such as helping with depression and anxiety.
“Yo have you heard that John knows the entire cheerleading team”
“The whole teem?”
“Yah man the whole teem and guess what, I saw him and the entire team leave after a game with beach clothes in their bags”
“...he is The Holy Child bro”
by Nnoble1000 October 11, 2017
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Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.
Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child
by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016
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