wizards cap

When you have foreskin on your penis

I have a wizards cap on my penis.

by wizard master September 14, 2013

Toledo Shower Cap

When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.

"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.

by J-Krack November 7, 2012

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile)

A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.

CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.

by AppCha May 4, 2025

line of cap

Snorting a capsule powder form

I’ve just sorted a line of cap

by Zrae420 August 13, 2022

Cap

Cap is spell C A P only a dumb ass would spell “cap” with a “K”

Your all cap

by Redbkand April 20, 2019

flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025

Victim Cap

A metaphorical cap belonging to those who tend to find themselves easily offended. They are known to pull "cards"(race card, sex card, gay card, etc.) in defense during arguments. They are self-victimizing people usually upset over social issues they relate to or for being labeled somehow; whether or not the intended purpose of their "attackers" was initially to offend or not. Many times, the latter. Also committed by overly privileged, self-entitled losers who genuinely believe they deserve more with little to no effort to show for it.

EX #1-
Dude 1: Dude! Stacy's pulling the feminism card...AGAIN!
Dude 2: Yeah, dude! She has her fucking victim cap super-glued onto her fucking head!
Dude 1: I know dude, that shit's so fucking annoying.
EX #2-
Some guy: Hey bro, you're not gonna hire me cuz I'm black, huh?
Hiring guy: No bro, I'm not gonna hire you cuz you're fucking stupid, take your victim cap off.
EX #3-
Dude 1: Damn dude, David got a pretty sick beamer for his birthday!

Dude 2: Yeah, but that retard started throwing a fit cuz he wanted a Ferrari.
Dude 1: Wow dude! Looks like everyone's buying a victim cap nowadays. We better invest in that stock!

by CuntNugget007 August 14, 2016