grill bird

A very unattractive person; Someone whose face resembles a bird that got smashed in a truck's grill.

"Dude, did you see Joe's new girlfriend?"
"Ugh, total grill bird, man!"
"Could you imagine having sex with her?"
"Gross!"

by Mister Squishy November 10, 2007

sloppy bird

someone who eats microwave diarrhea

"that sloppy bird smells like microwave diarrhea"

by microurban March 19, 2012

Bird Orgy

When multiple people give someone or something the bird (the middle finger)

Ted: Oh look, those Red Socks fans sure hate the Yankees.
Red: Yeah, seriously! That's the biggest bird orgy I've ever seen.

by E121phi June 9, 2008

Dirty Bird

The act of ejaculating, but not having enough time to properly clean up, so you just redress as quickly as possible.

"My mom knocked on my door right after I came so I had to pull the dirty bird before she barged in."

by iwannabejimmer December 26, 2013

Bird in the Cage

A term to describe the bulge of ones pecker while wearing a speedo.

Check out my Bird, my Bird is amazing. Check out this Bird this Bird in the Cage.

Look at that old mans Bird in the Cage.

by Burkenstock August 6, 2012

eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

by Clive Braddock July 2, 2005

smack the bird

Is a term referring to oral sex, whereas you go down on your lady as shes spread eagle.

"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"

My lady loved when I smack the bird

by birdsmacka September 15, 2014