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monkey beef 

An affectionate word for a Northern English man
monkey beef by Jeegs February 1, 2014
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Corned Beef Hookah 

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices
I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

Gay Beef 

According to Stephen Colbert citing a PornHub research report (June 13, 2017), chicken is called Gay Beef in North Dakota.
Try the buffalo Gay Beef.
Gay Beef by tonympn June 16, 2017

youtube beef 

Fake ass shit on Youtube. Involves drama channels, vloggers, prank channels, gamers, viners and fake rappers aka channels that are dying or are just there for the money. And all of a sudden any small or dying channels become react channels for this fake beef. Weapons for this are clickbait, diss tracks, fake assaults, and money. In a nutshell, it's for the views.
Me: Hey, what's all this youtube beef?
Jimmy:It's fake.
youtube beef by FJP78 April 19, 2018

Hammered Beef 

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.