hayden asshole 

someone who takes everyones kills in zombies and never opens the fucking doors or saves anyone, but will have bitch fit if he or she goes down and makes the controller greasy as fuck.

person1: hayden can you please revive me i`ll open the door to jug.
hayden asshole: no dude i cant i`m to far away and there is a million zombies.
person1: its the end of the round and i made i crawler your right next to me but you ran away to pack a punch you asshole.
hayden: can you guys get george away from me i shot him by accident.

hayden asshole by patrick spencer September 24, 2011

Flaming Asshole 

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

Flaming Asshole by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

fucken asshole 

when your underage and try to by ciggarets and the store clerk wont sell them to you without an id

dude thats guys a fucken asshole he wont sell me ciggs cuz im not 18

fucken asshole by gangztabitch May 18, 2010

chipotle asshole 

commonly known as the red ass, or if you eat a spicy mexican meal the day after you will probably have a chipotle asshole.

After Jonathan competeted in the jalapeno eating contest he had a chipotle asshole for a week

chipotle asshole by T-bone 1 February 12, 2007

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

tell your asshole to suck my dick by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

paper asshole

The little white gummed holes also known as "reinforcements", that are used when you rip the holes in a three-ring sized piece of paper.

"Dammit Jim, I ripped the fucking paper again, bring me the box of paper assholes!"

paper asshole by RonMexico June 25, 2005

Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.

Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right

Black asshole by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018