Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

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Hood

A place where social Darwinian sensibilities predominate in which people are obsessed with the survival of the slickest

How Hood was Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman when they cheated by paying bribes to get their children into elite universities yo?

by Hoosier #44 March 12, 2023

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A message to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. A definition to "hood rich" does not happen to be the truth. Not Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich". Not "Anyone that lives in any neighborhood, and portrays themselves has having more money than they really do is "hood rich"." /

A bunch of people happen to be hood rich. /

by JordanJohnsonistheone March 23, 2023

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giving hood

Going down on a woman. Suck on her clit. Eating pussy.

Lisa: How good in bed is Earl?
Jackie: He has a small dick but is great at giving hood.

by MarthaW June 23, 2024

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Mason Hood

When your foreskin gets caught in a fatass belly button

DAYUM, MY FORESKIN GOT SUCKED VACCUM STYLE, CALL IT MASON HOOD

by (Bi)cycle rider June 30, 2024

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hood engineering

Completing something in a really scuffed and scrappy way, but it works.

1. I had to check if a number from 1 to 10 was odd or even so I made 10 if statements. That was some next level hood engineering!

2. I did some crazy hood cooking last night. I didn't have a rolling pin so I used a wine bottle instead

by cokezeroguzzler August 5, 2024

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