Math

Nobody will ever truly understand it. It is most certainly something teachers give us because they hate us, no matter what they say. Math is pretty pointless now that we all have smart devices to do it for us. Math is a form of torture for the young minded. Don't hangout with people who like math, because they are probably a psycho serial killer.

Person 1: Yo did you here Max? He said he loves math!
Person 2: Dude stay away from him. He's probably some sort of psycho serial killer or something.

by GrungyFruitcake March 31, 2022

Coor Math

The true absoluteness of chaotic maths, when the numbers don’t make sense and an 80% success chance has a 99.92% chance to fail

WTH, the rng is so cooked I failed 6 80% rolls in a row?
Must be coor math

by The Lord of the Lost October 21, 2025

Math

THE WORST THING IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!!!!!!

Oh no we have to go to math class.

by sambolina888 February 9, 2018

Maths=Hell

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da

-Hey do you know that Maths=Hell?
-Hell ya bish

by chekmedjeto ti da eba November 3, 2020

Math

A subject that makes you want to commit suicide.

My friend Bob is now dead because I think he did too much math.

by MileHighBronco/MathHater May 13, 2020

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

math folder

The green one

Classmate: what colour is your math folder

Me: Green

by vivuiuhivyi September 14, 2021