by caedes venatus January 10, 2005
Get the zebra mug.The one that everyone has been waiting for. The one that is the hindrance to the unjust and an asset to the oppressed. A sort of martyr, but not divine. The ultimate good that was thought to be impossible.
person A: You're crazy. You're one of those crazy ones. You can't change the world, there are too many checks and balances in place.
person B: I'm not crazy, I'm zera!
person A: Not even Hitler was able to change the world to his liking, and he came pretty close! You don't have the influence he had to even get yourself started!
person B: True, but Hitlet was an idiot. Think of of me as an intelligent Hitler, with the good intentions of MLK Jr., and the power of the commonfolk as a whole.
person A: Like I said, you're just a crazy, rambling idiot.
person B: Do I really have to repeat myself? I'm not crazy, I'm zera! As long as I set the example, people will follow. If they don't follow, then they will remain trapped by their blinded willpower and inability to stand up for themselves. If I don't stand up for my people, who will?
person A: And who are your people?
person B: Those who have been wronged by the very people they have chosen as their leaders. A real leader isn't selected, but self-made.
person A: So, like a dictator?
person B: Not really, just a very influential, natural-born leader who is fair, just, stands up for his people, and commands the utmost respect of all people ,for all people. His actions will speak for him, and the people will follow of their own free will; not because they have to, but because they want to.
person A: My, aren't you original?
person B: No, I'm zera.
person B: I'm not crazy, I'm zera!
person A: Not even Hitler was able to change the world to his liking, and he came pretty close! You don't have the influence he had to even get yourself started!
person B: True, but Hitlet was an idiot. Think of of me as an intelligent Hitler, with the good intentions of MLK Jr., and the power of the commonfolk as a whole.
person A: Like I said, you're just a crazy, rambling idiot.
person B: Do I really have to repeat myself? I'm not crazy, I'm zera! As long as I set the example, people will follow. If they don't follow, then they will remain trapped by their blinded willpower and inability to stand up for themselves. If I don't stand up for my people, who will?
person A: And who are your people?
person B: Those who have been wronged by the very people they have chosen as their leaders. A real leader isn't selected, but self-made.
person A: So, like a dictator?
person B: Not really, just a very influential, natural-born leader who is fair, just, stands up for his people, and commands the utmost respect of all people ,for all people. His actions will speak for him, and the people will follow of their own free will; not because they have to, but because they want to.
person A: My, aren't you original?
person B: No, I'm zera.
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when you go on a tanning bed and you dont have a boner so when you get a boner it will be striped like a zebra
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I was in a movie theater late at night, no one was there execpt me and my babe. The movie got boring and she turned to me with a smile, she put her hand on my jeans and started unzipping slowly. Instantly I turned rock hard for her. She undid my button then slowly ducked her head down over my meaty seven inch cock. She gently blew on it then went down. The first three seconds were better then life itself, but suddenly my shaft got hooked on her braces and the day went to hell. It was such a mix of good and bad that I didn't know what to do, the next 45 seconds was a mix of heaven and hell. She swallowed making me more conviced that it was good, but when i looked down and saw my bloody dick I knew that i got a zebra boy, it was going to be a terrible few days. I still have the scar on my dick from that one girl 3 years ago.
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