A cocky boy who has no reason to be cocky, who believes every girl wants him when in reality no one wants him.
"Wow does that boy actually think he has a chance with me?"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"
"he must be a total zach to actually think that"
by moerad December 29, 2009
Get the Zachmug. Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.
by Dayna Spohia February 15, 2015
Get the zachmug. An egotistical faggot high school junior who lies to girls, fails at preforming sexual acts, and refuses to date freshmen. Comes off as a big flirt, and only wants in girls' pants. He puffs his chest out when he walks to masturbate his ego even more, and wears the same hideous shorts every day. Often play unmanly sports like lacrosse instead of a more physical contact sport.
Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.
Although his taste for music is fantastic, do not let this or his looks lure you in. His personality portrays a whole different person once you get to know the real Zach.
Hi I'm Zach and I'm definitely better than anyone else is this building!
Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!
Hey I'm Zach. When I wear a sports jersey or any of my assorted Hollister shirts, I puff out my chest!
by stoptheloveitkillsme April 14, 2010
Get the Zachmug. A piece of shit friend who will abandon you in a second, stares at girls like a dick, and hurts everyone around them.
by WaffleMaster408 November 9, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A Small white boy with rosey cheeks and a bubbly laugh. Picture a chipmunk, but take away the fur, and you have a Zach. Good served in butter with a side of home fries. Worth a good five dollars on the black market, except when served in nugget form.
Go into your back yard and shave a chipmunk and you will know what Zach looks like. No other example needed. chipmunk delicious cute
by TheVoice611 March 17, 2013
Get the Zachmug. a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.
Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!
The Zach boy was fucking a girl?
Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
The Zach boy was fucking a girl?
Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
by zoeymastaaa1 August 12, 2011
Get the zachmug.