I like you for who you are

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

"I'm not with you because you're a size 6 with 36FF boobs. I like you for who you are, Sarah."

by Alex May 29, 2004

you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.

Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke

by kushballer420 January 13, 2017

You get what you get

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

by Goldenrain October 1, 2020

an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021

When you when you when when when WHENNNNN

A TikTok meme.

Person 1: When you when you when when when WHENNNNN.
Person 2: You good bro?
Person 1: Yesn't

by LizTheShit February 23, 2022

I like you for who you are

spoken by a male: i want to bump uglies and am hoping you're buying this line of sh*t.

spoken by a female: i don't want to date you but don't want you to go all stalker on me or worse: go fem and start crying.

johnny: wanna go out?
ronni: i don't know. i like you for who you are, and...
johnny: so then that's a no?
ronni: pretty much, yeah.

by natalie May 27, 2004

Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird

Basically, we're weird, but we're definitely somewhat cool and you kinda (okay, REALLY) wish you were us.

Cool Kid: "You're weird. "

Us: "Yeah, but in a Cool-As-Hell-You-Wish-You-Were-Us Weird."

by totallyfreakingcool September 29, 2009