Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022

Yogurt Turd

When you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.

Dam it Kelly! I opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt turd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

by BooBoo2268 November 5, 2016

Yogurt drizzle

When a girl is laying on her back and has semen all over her and the left over reminisce dribbles all over her.

Old Sally laid on her back and took the good old yogurt drizzle.

by Greek Geek 2 August 21, 2016

Shampoo Yogurt

Refers to Shampoo Mixed with Yogurt.
Phrase Commonly Used by Kindergarten Children.

I Really Like the Taste of Shampoo Yogurt.

by mechanicalgroundmark February 28, 2023

Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.

"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".

by MissKB April 6, 2014

Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

La Yogurt

A cheap, supersweet, but reasonably priced yogurt with a ridiculous name.

La Jogurt, 59 cein a coop! (La Yogurt, 59 cents a cup)

by Froman B May 16, 2011