Why the Fuck would you do that?

A way of saying "why would you do that?" It is exclaimed in a way for extra effect.

Person 1: I killed her
Person 2: Why the Fuck would you do that?

by BraidMyPubes December 15, 2012

Butter Wouldn’t Melt

The original expression was “Butter wouldn’t melt in his/her mouth”. What this means is when you find someone, a child or animal who is quite obviously responsible for some misdemeanour and they deny it and look at you with an expression of angelic innocence and, in spite of all the evidence continue to lie, that’s when you say that Butter Wouldn’t Melt.

“It wasn’t me that broke the jug, it was the dog.”
“We haven’t got a dog.”
“It came in from outside, it wasn’t me.”
“Oh yeah, and I suppose butter wouldn’t melt!”

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2019

Would you like a glass of WATTAA

Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.

"Hey dude would you like a glass of WATTAA"
SMACK
"Ow dude...Ow"

by Mat Lee May 5, 2007

would you hit this

a website for rating people, talkin to em and seeing "more" of em

i joined would you hit this.com, and damn, all the chicks are all over me and they're all really hot

by useful idiot September 1, 2004

wouldn't of

a common error made by hillbillies in which the word of replaces the correct word, have.

I wouldn't of had sex with that horse if I knew it was going to kill me!

by dr. snus April 22, 2010

wouldn’t you like to know?

A way of coyly flirting with someone. Yu can impress them with your secret knowledge

Guy: “I’m pretty good with my hands”
Girl: “Are you?”

Guy: “Well, wouldn’t you like to know? ;)”

by Lavynia January 15, 2018

Would you like some fries with that shake?

This would be used in a situation where an individual with a good behind is walking in front of you, "shaking" their ass. By asking if they want fries with that, you're asking if they want to have intercourse, where the fry is meant to simbolize a dick.

Vicky: Alright, I'll see you later John.
Vicky turns around and starts walking away.
John: Would you like some fries with that shake?

by Saturn1130 July 24, 2016