The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.

I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.

by Spameier April 24, 2022

Wubba Wonkis

When you or one of your friends gets a “w”

You bro you hooked up with kelly? That’s Wubba Wonkis

by Jimboy super March 13, 2023

Wink Wonk

Wink wonk is primarily used as spam but can also be used to replace random words in a sentence for comedic effect.

It started in a discord server but quickly spread to a few small streams on youtube causing them to gain views but have their chats spammed with wink wonk. It is most popular among the "HeyItsUltra" community, a small {youtuber}.

Commenter: WINK WONK
Youtuber: Damn it these people keep spamming wink wonk in my chat

Bob: I'll wink your wonk *wink*
Joe: Bob that's disgusting

by Agathor747 June 25, 2017

wonker donk

another name for a penis. aka love muscle.

"He has such a big wonker donk."

by ummm32948213 August 14, 2009

Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

wonkey

An adolescent male slang term for a penis, popular in the rural south in the 1980s. Esp. used at summer camp.

Dude, close your tent flaps when you are changing, everybody can see your pitifully small wonkey.

by wonkey monkey October 28, 2007

wonka

One of those big bad donkey/gorilla cocks that absolutely destroy the puss.

Stacy was suprised to see what Jamal was packing despite the fact he warned her at the bar he was packin' a wonka.

by The Dude 88 February 9, 2008