IKEA wobble 

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

IKEA wobble by helium cash February 22, 2009

Wobbily bits 

The male genitalia.

They kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his wobbily bits.

Wobbily bits by Nobli September 7, 2015

Wobby Gurgle 

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

Wobby Gurgle by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021

speed wobbles 

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

speed wobbles by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

wobblypop 

Another name for a beer, used frequently by "The Champ", a great misunderstanding comedian.

"I went to the bar and had a couple of wobblypops, then staggered out drunk."

wobblypop by Mykel February 16, 2005

ketty wobbler 

dirty tune for when you get on sesh

Turn on some ketty wobblers fam

ketty wobbler by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017

Wang Wobbling 

To place your penis in someone else's hand and have them wobble it like a joystick until you ejaculate

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" Hey hun I'm really in the mood... could you grab the lotion and give me a wang wobbling ? "

"DUDE there's hookers out back giving free wang wobblings !"

Wang Wobbling by SenorBivins July 8, 2009