Wish List Shopping

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.
Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping
by distraction_camp October 10, 2009
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Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.
Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.
by itaub1 December 15, 2009
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Fresh Air Wish

The 'fresh air wish' is the act of a religious person aiming a prayer to any of the many man made gods they happen to have been indoctrinated into. It shall never reach the non-existent phantasm obviously, but the audacity to think if there was such a omnipotent being that his plan for everything, all that hard work, all those late nights...and he fucked it up! If only he would listen to a prayer of advice, the lowly mortal human could set god straight!!!
Get off your knees! Your fresh air wish is an insult to intelligence.
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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Dumb Cunt Wish

1. Wanting something that there is no point in having.
Jesse: So what does your girlfriend want now?

Lee: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.

Jesse: OMG WTF? For a commuter?

Lee: Yea... its a fucking Dumb Cunt Wish but she will have it no doubt.

Jesse: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
by lhm February 10, 2007
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Dumb Cunt Wish

1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.
J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
by lhm February 13, 2007
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wish a mother would

Hoping someone pisses you off so u can hit they ass
by joeypuffsalotadope September 18, 2018
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Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil
DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again
by Death by coffee September 14, 2017
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